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Shop funny sayings and humorous embroidered patches from PatchStop. Find witty quotes and bold one-liners for jackets, vests and bags.

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506 products

FTP Black & White Oval Patch, Funny Patches — product image

FTP Black & White Oval Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

FTP Black & White Oval Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

Made In The USA With Mexican Parts Patch, Mexico Patches — product image

Made In The USA With Mexican Parts Patch, Mexico Patches — detail view 1

Made In The USA With Mexican Parts Patch, Mexico Patches

$4⁹⁹

Surrender The Booty Pirate Patch, Pirate Skull Patches — product image

Surrender The Booty Pirate Patch, Pirate Skull Patches — detail view 1

Surrender The Booty Pirate Patch, Pirate Skull Patches

$4⁹⁹

DILLIGAF Patch, Funny Biker Sayings Patches — product image

DILLIGAF Patch, Funny Biker Sayings Patches — detail view 1

DILLIGAF Patch, Funny Biker Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

FTW Red & Black Oval Patch, Vulgar Patches — product image

FTW Red & Black Oval Patch, Vulgar Patches — detail view 1

FTW Red & Black Oval Patch, Vulgar Patches

$4⁹⁹

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch, Funny Vulgar Patches — product image

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch, Funny Vulgar Patches — detail view 1

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch, Funny Vulgar Patches

$4⁹⁹

Shake And Bake Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

Shake And Bake Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — detail view 1

Shake And Bake Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Bubba Name Tag Oval Patch, Biker Nickname Patches — product image

Bubba Name Tag Oval Patch, Biker Nickname Patches — detail view 1

Bubba Name Tag Oval Patch, Biker Nickname Patches

$4⁹⁹

Scooter Trash Patch, Biker & Motorcycle Patches — product image

Scooter Trash Patch, Biker & Motorcycle Patches — detail view 1

Scooter Trash Patch, Biker & Motorcycle Patches

$4⁹⁹

I Feel The Need For Speed Patch, Biker Sayings Patches — product image

I Feel The Need For Speed Patch, Biker Sayings Patches — detail view 1

I Feel The Need For Speed Patch, Biker Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Rated R Black & White Patch, Biker Patches — product image

Rated R Black & White Patch, Biker Patches

$4⁹⁹

Tiny, You Are So Fucking Nosy Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Tiny, You Are So Fucking Nosy Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Tiny, You Are So Fucking Nosy Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

DILLIGAF Patch, Funny Biker Sayings Patches — product image

DILLIGAF Patch, Funny Biker Sayings Patches — detail view 1

DILLIGAF Patch, Funny Biker Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

I Do Bite Dripping Blood Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

I Do Bite Dripping Blood Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — detail view 1

I Do Bite Dripping Blood Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Show Me The Evidence Patch, Sayings Patches — product image

Show Me The Evidence Patch, Sayings Patches — detail view 1

Show Me The Evidence Patch, Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Catch Me If You Can Embroidered Patch, Sayings Patches — product image

Catch Me If You Can Embroidered Patch, Sayings Patches — detail view 1

Catch Me If You Can Embroidered Patch, Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Amateurs Gag Pros Swallow Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Amateurs Gag Pros Swallow Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Amateurs Gag Pros Swallow Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

Bite Me Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

Bite Me Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — detail view 1

Bite Me Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Dumbass Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

Dumbass Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — detail view 1

Dumbass Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Tattooed White Trash Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Tattooed White Trash Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Tattooed White Trash Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

Pimp Black & White Embroidered Patch, Sayings Patches — product image

Pimp Black & White Embroidered Patch, Sayings Patches — detail view 1

Pimp Black & White Embroidered Patch, Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

HMFIC Black & White Patch, Vulgar Biker Patches — product image

HMFIC Black & White Patch, Vulgar Biker Patches — detail view 1

HMFIC Black & White Patch, Vulgar Biker Patches

$4⁹⁹

Bad Ass Latino Patch, Latin American Patches — product image

Bad Ass Latino Patch, Latin American Patches — detail view 1

Bad Ass Latino Patch, Latin American Patches

$4⁹⁹

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends, Funny Patches — product image

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

What The Fuck...Over Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

What The Fuck...Over Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — detail view 1

What The Fuck...Over Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

WWED, What Would Elvis Do Patch, Funny Patches — product image

WWED, What Would Elvis Do Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

WWED, What Would Elvis Do Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

Boobies Make Me Smile Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Boobies Make Me Smile Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Boobies Make Me Smile Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

Oh Shit Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

Oh Shit Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — detail view 1

Oh Shit Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Say Hello To My Little Friend Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Say Hello To My Little Friend Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Say Hello To My Little Friend Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

Vagitarian Black & White Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Vagitarian Black & White Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Vagitarian Black & White Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

Warning! I Fuck Back Patch, Vulgar Patches — product image

Warning! I Fuck Back Patch, Vulgar Patches — detail view 1

Warning! I Fuck Back Patch, Vulgar Patches

$4⁹⁹

DANG Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

DANG Black & White Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Hopeless Romantic Filthy Whore Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Hopeless Romantic Filthy Whore Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Hopeless Romantic Filthy Whore Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

3 Can Keep Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch, Funny Quote Patches — product image

3 Can Keep Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch, Funny Quote Patches — detail view 1

3 Can Keep Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch, Funny Quote Patches

$4⁹⁹

Bitching I Call It Verbal Release Therapy Patch, Women's Funny Patches — product image

Bitching I Call It Verbal Release Therapy Patch, Women's Funny Patches — detail view 1

Bitching I Call It Verbal Release Therapy Patch, Women's Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

FUBAR Patch, Biker & Military Sayings Patches — product image

FUBAR Patch, Biker & Military Sayings Patches — detail view 1

FUBAR Patch, Biker & Military Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

I'm Grumpy Because You're Dopey Patch, Funny Patches — product image

I'm Grumpy Because You're Dopey Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

I'm Grumpy Because You're Dopey Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

No Porn Round Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — product image

No Porn Round Patch, Funny Sayings Patches — detail view 1

No Porn Round Patch, Funny Sayings Patches

$4⁹⁹

Second Place First Loser Patch, Funny Patches — product image

Second Place First Loser Patch, Funny Patches — detail view 1

Second Place First Loser Patch, Funny Patches

$4⁹⁹

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